To kick off the launch of DonkeyFeed, and to give readers a sample of my flavor, 100 tweets were published across a wide variety of topics all within an hour (almost). I hope you enjoy the snarky and satirical style and remember, “many a true word is spoken in a jest”.
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#100Tweets in one hour. Here we go….
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Dear GOP, Don’t get too comfortable leading the Senate. In 2016 Republicans will be defending 24 seats in 34 contests. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Why do liberals like Obama? It’s not like his stimulus reversed job declines or Obamacare lowered the number of uninsured. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Liberal Media: A term used by conservatives when lacking a coherent response to any data being sourced. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
There goes Obama again, shaking hands with a communist leader when he should be starting unprovoked wars with random countries. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP is angry that we would even consider trading with communist Cuba. Just call them on their China-made cell phones and ask. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Whenever the GOP wants to cut a government department’s funding, they justify it with a fake scandal. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The current discretionary budget today is $1.1 trillion which is less than in 2008 when President Obama took office. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Huckabee cites Nazi Camps as a reason for unchecked gun ownership proving he really doesn’t have a compelling argument. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The abortion rate dropped 25% under Clinton and 20% under Obama due to economic growth and expanded access to contraceptives. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The NRA would like to formally thank Obama. 10M guns were sold last year, double the number from 5 years ago. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Police in England do not carry firearms and they have one of the lowest firearm homicide rates in the world. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Rubio slammed President Obama’s recent overtures towards Cuba mainly because he doesn’t get along with his extended family. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The State Department removed Cuba from the “Sponsoring Terrorist” list because no campaign donations were made to Tom Cotton. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
In 2016, Republican Senators will defend seats in blue states: Illinois, Ohio, Florida, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire, New Mexico. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Im surprised the GOP doesn’t want Cuba as a state. With high poverty levels and poor education they’d fit perfectly in the South. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Conservatives use family values as an ambiguous argument trying to suppress any diversity in social norms. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
John McCain is running in 2016 so he can be irrelevant for another six years. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Michelle Bachmann has been awfully quiet lately. Somebody call the FBI and see what she has been up to. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Police, fire department, schools, libraries, national parks, roads, judicial system and military are all socialist organizations. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Look GOP, if you want Hillary to have a primary challenger lend us one of yours. Heaven knows you have a clown car of options. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP is threatening to shutdown govt unless we return to when they had control and passed TARP, Drug Bill, and paid wars w/ debt. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Look Glenn Beck, it’s time you start sharing your crack instead of hoarding it for your personal use. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
With record corporate profits and steady stock market growth, if you support trickle-down, you should adore President Obama. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP Science: A selective explanation of data and theory that can be opposed for political justification. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP: Its not that we don’t like kids, its just that cutting food stamps and Medicaid will help us win our primaries. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
“Deport the Illegals!” said retired Fox News viewers whose social security is being funded by undocumented worker’s payroll taxes.#100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
I would much rather be talking about Obama’s last golf round than an unprovoked unilateral war with a Middle Eastern country. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Conservative pro-life arguments always end at birth. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Huckabee said he would have no remorse using a gun to protect himself. What if we are trying to protect ourselves from Huckabee? #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Bill O’Reilly remembers covering the beginning of Cuba’s hostile relationship with America 50 years ago. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Obama needs to do more effective things than playing golf, like repealing Obamacare 50 different times. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
First thing GOP did after taking control of congress is pass KeystoneXL which benefits Canadian corporations and Chinese buyers. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Of course Republicans don’t want improved accessibility to community college. Their base is already bleeding voters too quickly. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
48% of Americans lean Democrat when polled vs. 43% for Republicans. Yet Gerrymandering has given the House to the GOP. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The only counter the GOP has to the first black president is trying to elect the first Canadian president. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
If Netanyahu enters the 2016 GOP field, $10 says the birthers don’t make a fuss. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP campaigns on government being the problem so fixing any issue or inefficiency is against their best interest. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Listening to Netanyahu talk about his neighbor, Iran, is like listening to Sarah Palin talk about her neighbor, Russia. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Obama: “The Cold War has been over for a long time.” GOP: “Not if we can help it.” #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
There are more lobbyists employed to ram Keystone XL though Congress than long term jobs created by it. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Jesus taught to feed the poor and care for the elderly…unless you can exploit those groups for political gain. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
With over 40M senior citizens retired the National Debt is skyrocketing through rising Social Security and Medicare expenditures. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
As a Republican, I fully support full healthcare coverage for the fetus but not for the slutty mother. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Taxpayers pay $1,000 per Walmart employee to offset employee benefit costs. Walmart should be thanking you for their low prices. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Dear GOP, Nice try. President Obama has not signed any law loosening welfare or entitlements benefits. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Ted Cruz just signed up for Obamacare not realizing that the Death Panels start next month. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Food stamps represent a minuscule 1.8% of our budget and fraud accounts for less than 5% of the total program. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Marco Rubio will make his presidential announcement on Monday. I’m crossing my fingers he wears flip-flops to the event. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Ronald Reagan, after winning 49 states in 1984, saw the Senate flip control by losing eight GOP seats in the 1986 election. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
According to Jerry Falwell, the severe California drought is due to a high population of gays and not climate change. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
FACT: Liberty University does not have a science department. Instead, funds were used to promote guns and religion. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
50% of all entitlement dollars are spent on the elderly, 20% on the disabled, and 18% are spent on the working poor. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Spending bills must originate in the House. So when the GOP is complaining about Obama’s productivity, ask what they are doing. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Looking forward to the 2016 election. It will be Hillary Clinton against whoever gets Netanyahu’s endorsement. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
When the GOP says entitlements are for the lazy, they are talking about seniors and the disabled where 73% of spending goes. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Less than 10% of the GOP House members are women. But hey, the men have an excellent track record on equality so no worries. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
I cant reveal my sources, but supposedly Ted Cruz ran over a puppy. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
If no person is around to hear Todd Akin speak, is he still being sexist? #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are 3rd cousins once removed on their Cuban side. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Obama’s approval rating is hovering around 48%, which is the exact same rating Reagan held at this same time in his presidency. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Of course Republicans embrace diversity. Between Jindel, Cruz, and Carson they represent all sorts of crazies. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Mississippi might have 1/4 of its state on food stamps but as long as gays can’t marry the status quo is just fine. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
I wonder if Kentucky residents have stopped clinging to guns and religion now that they have Obamacare. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Paul Ryan is still deciding whether or not to run for president in 2016 since it will take away from his P90X workouts. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Trey Gowdy says they will continue to attack Hillary Clinton on her emails all the way through her second presidential term. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
President Obama reduced the annual deficit 65%. Reagan, on the other hand, doubled the annual deficit. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP had a problem with women voters so they embraced Bachmann and Palin. Now they really have a problem with women voters. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
If the GOP comes after your Healthcare, just curl up in a fetal position. They are trained to leave embryos alone. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
In preparation for the 2016 election just keep asking yourself, was America better off under Bush or Clinton? #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Dick Cheney thinks Obamacare is a bad idea, but has no problem billing taxpayers millions for a heart he never uses. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Tea Party representatives create gridlock and then point to the same gridlock as to why government doesn’t work. #100tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP is trying to get to the bottom of Benghazi. There has to be something hundreds of hearings and testimonies missed. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
People who have lost coverage due to Obamacare are like Leprechauns. You hear they exist but you have never met one. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
I don’t know why everybody calls Obamacare affordable. Before this law I could walk into emergency rooms and get free healthcare. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
“I believe in the idea of amnesty for those who have lived here even though some time back they entered illegally.” – Reagan #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Michele Bachmann has not ruled out a 2016 run. Hopefully she makes her announcement before Marcus makes his. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The GOP is looking for the truth in Benghazi since they gave up finding the truth about WMDs in Iraq. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
I wish I could be a Libertarian. I could blame both parties and come up with fairy tale solutions to real world problems. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
GOP believes the voters have spoken in 2014. Which is refreshing since they were deceived in 2008 and 2012. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
President Obama, not Reagan, has presided over the largest economic boom for the upper class in the last century. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Of course the GOP wants equal pay for women. It’s on their priority list right after food stamps for children. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Republicans don’t see the irony in rigging elections by passing fake voter fraud laws. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Reagan, one of NRA’s chosen sons, campaigned for passage of the Brady Bill including writing a national op-ed for the NYTimes. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Let’s give Republicans some credit. They are working very hard to become irrelevant. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
FOR A GOOD TIME: Ask any conservative why a tyrannical dictator like Obama would willingly submit to public elections. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Do you know why I love Obamacare? Its incredibly amusing to watch the GOP oppose their own idea. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Time is running out for the GOP’s goal to alienate every Hispanic voter before the 2016 election. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
IRONY: Fox News pushes the low labor participation rate narrative to fire up their RETIRED viewers against Obama. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
In today’s political landscape Reagan would be viewed as an untrusted mod by the right or perhaps wear the “RINO” scarlet letter. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
REMEMBER: More Republican Senators voted for the KeystoneXL Pipeline than long term jobs created by it. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
I am pretty sure the NRA will be using the campaign “Obama is after your guns!” long after he leaves office due to its success. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
Fox News watchers take offense at Obama reversing 50 years of hostility toward Cuba because they were there when it started. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
QUESTION: If there was no 2nd Amendment would Republicans actually care about the Bill of Rights? #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
50% of all food stamps go to children, and another 15% to seniors. 1 in 5 veterans are also recipients of food stamps. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
MATH PROBLEM FOR KIDS: Which is greater, more hearings on Benghazi or more hearings on Iraq? #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The GOP only complains about the distribution of wealth when millionaires are being asked to pay more. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The National Debt doubled under Obama due to mandatory spending. The Debt tripled under Reagan driven by discretionary spending. #100Tweets — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
The GOP likes to remind you that someone died defending your vote, right before they try to take your vote away. #100Tweets
— MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015
And that ends my attempt to post #100Tweets in an hour. Hope you enjoyed the show. (drops the mic) — MATTY ICE (@MattyIceAZ) April 12, 2015